Dirk is a demon who is in jail. Jake just works at the prison. Bam they make out! Hehe yup, DirkJake oneshot <3 Hope ya like! I probably will continue this!

I don't own homestuck but the story line is mine.

Im too lazy for a better title. This is sorta based off a rp i did with a friend on kik. Hope ya like it. This is the 'im sorry for not writing' story i was talking about. So. Since you all like the Ereri BDSM story (which im sorry for not updating. The pics for it are somewhere on my tablet ) this story is gonna be sorta like that. Dirk is gonna torture dave... Yada yada. So yeah. Um. Hope ya guys like. Im planning a story request to be put up for story suggestions. Yeah. Heheh. Im such an awkward person.

When 16 year old Jake English moves from his small island to a small beach on the west coast, he expects nothing but boredom and less adventure than he'd like. But after being saved from drowning by a mysterious person, he learns that there's a bigger adventure than he ever could've imagined. (This is just a little DirkJake fanfiction that I've had in my mind for a while. It's based off tumblr user Ikimaru's merstuck drawings. (They're so fucking good.). There will probably be some OOCness, so be warned. Also, sorry for the shitty description. Merstuck!AU) (Keep in mind that I am not Andrew Hussie, therefore I do not own any characters. If I owned any of them, I probably wouldn't be writing a fanfic, would I?)

"i've never wanted someone so bad," he murmurs, gently cupping the others face. "don't leave." "promise?" he hesitated. -- cover art belongs to ikimaru lol

[On a probably indefinite hiatus.] The powerful eight gods of the universe look after Alternia. They send sprites to help their subjects in need. They protect the planet from harm. But in return, every year a troll is selected and taken by the gods. The gods can do whatever they want with the chosen one, including turning them into a servant, killing them outright, or even making the troll into a god. This year, Karkat Vantas has been chosen. He hates the gods because two years ago, his best friend was taken and died. Karkat feels depressed, and not even the sprites can help him. So what happens when a certain god decides to take care of Karkat and make him a god? What happens when everything turns upside down? Homestuck and its characters do not belong to me Cover art by queenofdavekat [DeviantArt] Story and AU [Reversestuck] do belong to me though Enjoy!~

Same old story, Dave does something to piss of Bro they strife, Dave gets his ass handed to him then they go on their merry ways. Not this time. Dave seemed especially bitchy today and that somewhat worried Bro. Dave was thirsty for the elder Strider's attention and why not get it the only way he knew how? Dave had been hiding something inside of him for years and it finally bubbled up inside of him, he simply couldn't take it anymore especially now since John had broken up with him.

Dave and John haven't seen each other for a whole year. When they finally meet back up, their love grows quickly but will they overcome the obstacles that stand in their way?

John and Dave have been best friends for as long as he can remember. His best friend's apartment is as good as a second home to him - he goes there almost every weekend when his father allows him since they have no school (which, they go to the same school so they see each other everyday anyways). So when Dave asks John to hang at his place for some video gaming, John isn't surprised in the least, and jumps at the opportunity to get out of his place. But this weekend at Dave's place is a little different than it normally is...