BASICALLY WHAT THE TITLE SAYS AND AT LEAST TRY TO DEAL WITH MY BULLSHIT

A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

Maybe some facts, maybe some crack. maybe some high pitch armin wails. maybe some things that are so odd, your brain explodes. Just some interesting fandom jokes i find while browsing our wonderful internet :3