in which a demon named dan accidentally falls in love with an angel named phil. {phan au} highest ranking- #27 in danisnotonfire

[COMPLETED] In which Phil is a marine biologist and befriends the cynical and shy merman Dan. Things inevitably take a turn for the worse. •• MULTI SHIPPING #14 AWARENESS #20

Poetry?

dear cameron, please come home.

Dan finds a mysterious egg and

Enter a world in which Irish Ogres reign supreme. Follow JackShrekticEye as he defeats the evil Lord Markquaad.

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

he was a blank canvas and words could flow out of him effortlessly, there was never a stutter or a stop. he was a sky of colour, a mess of words tumble out of his mouth, messy and faint. *this fanfic contains drinking, abuse, and mention(s) of suicide. if there are any specific trigger warnings, send a DM please!

(Phan) Two dysfunctional teenagers, one has an obsessive personality and the other loathes almost everything around him. Does something positive and lovely comes out of two negative things? *might trigger bad memories at some points* PREVIOUSLY TITLED 'Stranger'

IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.