"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

Now a series by Mediacorp. Watch the episodes anywhere in world on meWATCH's Youtube channel. Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.

When Jane Madarang's neighbor Natalie kills herself and leaves behind cryptic instructions, it's up to Jane and her classmates to unearth deadly secrets. ***** Natalie Driscoll is dead. She threw herself out a window and left her neighbor Jane to unravel their town's darkest secrets. Following Natalie's instructions leads Jane to three other high school students who all have something to hide. The four of them must carry out Natalie's final errand while solving the mysteries written in her diary. But the secrets they unearth may be far more dangerous than what they ever imagined. Content and/or trigger warning: This story contains scenes of suicide, violence and murder that may be triggering for some readers. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

De cómo arruinar tu vida y sobrevivir al intento. Próximamente en físico (febrero del 2018). ****************** Código: 1501052911379 Todos los derechos reservados. Prohibido su plagio total o parcial.

Me encantaría decir que mi vida es perfecta, pero si creen que tener un cambio de escuela y conocer a los chicos más locos y que ademas les falta más de un tornillo, es perfecto... tal vez para ustedes sea genial, pero para mi, estar con ellos no es un sueño. Mi primer Portada fue hecha por: @xauthorgirlx Se lo agradezco. LA HISTORIA ESTA SIENDO MODIFICADA. ASÍ QUE NADA TIENE COHERENCIA AHORA. Portada creados por @FlowerOnTheIsland me encanto y espero a ustedes también. Gracias por su apoyo, los amo. Hasta ahora el mejor puesto ha sido 23 ❤ pueden creerlo, se los agradezco. Escribiendo esto llorando y gritando de felicidad. Historia creada por mi, prohibida su adaptación.

Había una vez cuatro hermanas ellas vieron que al mundo le hacía falta algo. Antes, según la leyenda, el mundo se dividía en partes y en cada parte haría una estación. Las cuatro hermanas sintieron que estas estaciones deberían ser compartidas, que todos merecían saber cómo se sentían las diferentes épocas. La más pequeña, hiperactiva y caprichosa de todas, escogió la primavera, ella se encargaría de llevar a todas partes los olores y la armonía de dicha estación. El verano seria aquella alegre, cálida y risueña. La que fuera capaz de llevar el calor y la vitalidad a todos los lugares. Después vino el otoño, aquella hermana pensó que todos debían tener la capacidad de soñar, enmendarse y de mejorar. Ella lo llevo a todos los rincones. Al final vino el invierno... el invierno era frío, cruel y despiadado. Cerrando los ojos ante el sufrimiento. Cuando el invierno llegaba las demás hermanas se ocultaban. Así sucedió. Así lo dicta la leyenda. Así funciona el mundo. Fue así como decidieron que el invierno debía tener corazón de hielo. Mi nombre es Hanna, y yo soy el invierno.

A girl with her heart on her sleeve and boy with a reputation of breaking them. A/N: I started writing with this when I was 13. I love it a lot because I used it as a platform to talk about issues that mean a lot to me and I feel don't get enough attention (especially as I got older and learnt more), but please keep that in mind!! Cover made by: (sorry i haven't gotten your name yet, but i will put it down once i get it!) WARNING: This book deals with issues like self-harm and mental health. HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in Teen Fiction COPYRIGHT ©2015

Leah Preston was a normal 17 year old girl, until she wakes up and finds herself staring at her own lifeless body. She has no idea what happened to her or how she died, and the only person who can see her is her sworn enemy Jared. Neither of them have a choice, they must put their differences aside in order to find out what really happened to Leah and how she died, or better yet, who killed her, while at the same time fighting each other and the feelings they are beginning to develop. ©makeandoffer

"Love is like drinking beer. Once you get too much of it, you start acting stupid." -Klara Styles. "Love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again." -Leah Styles. Leah loved love. She loved her parents' love. She loved their love story; how the famous Harry Styles had fallen in love with the girl he was arranged to marry. He didn't plan on doing it, but it happened. And it infatuated Leah. She wanted someone to look at her the way her father looked at her mother. Klara, contrary to her sister's belief, thought love was a waste of time. It's not like she had been hurt in the past - she just didn't waste any time in feeling such exponential feelings for some guy. She was more like the girl who would just party and not care. But two boys - both very different - go to the girl you wouldn't think. A softie for Klara, and a notorious drummer for Leah. Love's a funny thing, isn't it?