"why the hell did you bring a cat to a dog park?"

where a boy named frank leaves his kik info in a bathroom urinal at 7/11.

After the band split, Gerard and Frank didn't have a reason to see each other. Two years after the split with no communication, they bump into each other at an art museum and become friends again...only to find that Gerard is moving to New York to become an aspiring comic artist and writer, and Frank is moving to a different part of New Jersey, farther away from NY. They got in a big fight resulting in Gerard taking a trip to the hospital and Frank drained from any and all emotion. ((post!split stuff, also some depressing stuff and idek tbh. also it's not v long but it's done so i guess that's good ?)) - [frerard edit cover thing made by someone on tumblr, credit to them]

One mournful day in Battery City while the S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W/S were doing test drives through the city to make sure everyone was happy and in line, they mistook a city pedestrian for a killjoy and 'accidentally' killed him. Wanting to keep the public calm from this tragedy, they decided to revive him and transform him into a robotic-like creature, and their plan was successful...until the robot meets someone who brought back his memories. (also shoutout to @x_omGee_x for the cover!)

I don't have a family. These people don't own me. I don't have a home. People don't like me, but it's okay because neither do I. Oh, I haven't even told you that part yet. I guess I should now. I'm Gerard Way, a foster kid diagnosed with depression and anxiety. Fun. I have greasy black hair, pretty long. About down to my shoulders, I guess. My eyes are hazel, and I'm not as pale as I'd like, even though I never actually go outside. I'm part Italian, so I could be a vampire but I'd still have a sun tan. That's kinda cool I guess. I'm searching for my brother Mikey, and there's only one kid I know who has seen him before; Frank Iero.