The human race has been under the enslavement of trolls for sweeps now, and you're unfortunate enough to find yourself caught in the middle of it. You've lost hope of ever gaining your freedom back, and it seems that the only friends you'll ever have are the other slaves that come and go throughout the days. And although your mind is trained to follow the duties of your everyday life now, your eyes seem to be trained elsewhere when it comes to your latest owner. Even though it's tempting, it's best not to tread on Dangerous Waters.

After two kings-to-be meet in an.. unexpected way, they work to make it back to the top, with a bounty on their heads of course.

So firstly, this is pretty much Dave writing in a notebook about his friends being shipped together. It will have a real backstory kind of. I got the idea from someone who made a story where it's Karkat writing fanfiction shipping himself with people. I adore the idea and I feel like Dave would have some awesome af ideas. This will hopefully hold people over while I work on my other fics. Enjoy.

Karkat Vantas hasn't been to school in forever, and all he wants to do is finish up peacefully. Unfortunately, he just can't quite have that, can he? Or is it really that unfortunate....?

It's difficult enough for a young mutant prince to choose between the hand of the princess of the sea dwellers and the prince of humans. Add one begrudgingly attractive assassin and a handful of curveballs and you've got yourself one hell of an issue. I know there will be some misconception, but this is not a "Karkat is a highblood now" story. All of that will be explained. Just know that he is still a mutant blood and the rest will come later. Enjoy~

After a few nights of staying awake by the telephone and constantly drifting off to sleep alone, a certain nubby horned troll begins to suspect something going on with his boyfriend. How oblivious does he think he is?

Glory. Majesty. Respect. that's what they think you get as a royal-blood. but this was not the case. you lived in the mud. the dirt. you lived in fear and hatered of the empress, and constant seperation from your lusus. you hate her... you hate everything about your life.

A DAVEKAT FANFICTION. Almost 90% kismesis and created with the help of @Cool_kid_Dave WARNING HIGH LEVEL OF HATEFUCK

*facepalm* I'm sorry if it sucks... I tried. My first fanfic! Enjoy the floofy orange bird sprite. Davesprite. (Cover rights go to owner. Davesprite goes to Hussie)