everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph

Seven writers come together to create a book that has absolutely no plot at hand and will basically write from whatever the previous author wrote the day before. Ladies and Gentlemen, we bring you Plotless. The Unavailing, Unpredictable, Ambiguous story where even the writers don't know what's going to happen next. Enjoy bitches.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)