onism n. the feeling of frustration at how little of the world you will experience in your lifetime In which struggles are overcome and endings are made happy.

A young country dying for help comes to me, one of the last few standing people on this planet. I don't know how I survived for the last few years but being alone with only a few members of my family left is all I got and this country was the last hope for mankind and survival. Although he thinks of another vision for me, his name is Canada and I'm his guardian Jane and we are the last surviving from a project made 10 years ago.

Welcome to Serador, a world much like you own yet so different. In Serador your countries, provinces, cities, ect, are personified as human beings. Here there are only the strong and the weak. If you're strong or have connections to a strong country then you are privileged. If you're weak then you are sold into human trafficking for humans and stronger countries to use as they please. Of course it has become a job to keep track of these weaker beings so Elizabeta (Liza) volunteered to lead the top whorehouse located in America. This whorehouse of course was located in my district so Liza recruited me to help her and that's when we both found out just how kinky we both were. I loved my job so Liza and I decided to make it as luxurious as possible. Despite this though... Not everything is perfect all the time.

When you find out that you're Mathias Kolher's (Denmark) sister and you're forced to move in with him and 4 other men, what will await you? What will it be like having sibling and will you be able to handle living with 5 men?

THIS IS PART TWO OF 'Facebook (A Percy Jackson story)' PLEASE GO CHECK THAT ONE OUT FIRST! THANKS! So, we now have BOOK TWO, by popular demand/death threat. ENJOY WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been poured into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. TONS OF THIS HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM TUMBLR SO YEAH DEALS WITH THAT WHEN YOU GOT PROBLEMS. Also there will be no Thalico in this one. This because of the Nico coming out thing in the HoH, sorry, but yeah I'm not putting that in here. You have been warned. I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously This story will be receiving a final chapter today, after this point I will not update again. As you will see in the chapter's Author's notes. So, enjoy and glad you could put up with me. cover by: @chilloutyall

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)

[Please read Just Below 0 first if you haven't yet! You'll understand this so much better, I promise. >w0] You've been in New York for six months now, time passing so painfully slow as your deranged uncle Allen keeps you held in the city despite your attempts to leave. All you can do is plot your plans to get back to Canada and survive the school Allen enrolled you in. But with Matt dead, or at least assumed dead, you have no home in Manitoba anymore. Can you get past your unfortunate history and escape... but where can you hide from someone who knows your every move? • My information is looked into! Times and locations are as accurate as an American can get them... with Google. XD But seriously, I try very hard. Thank you for reading!!

~This story is being rewritten and is now called Love/Hate, link below:~ https://www.wattpad.com/story/94679436-love-hate Rori Everhart is your typical nerd, with your typical glasses and typical grades. If you looked up the definition of Nobody in the dictionary you'd find a picture of Rori in her thick black framed glasses staring back at you. But everything is certainly not what it seems. Rori wants everyone to assume that she is nothing but a nobody. She comes from a beyond wealthy family and she most definitely isn't a nerd, but no one can know that, not if she ever wants to have a normal life. Alexander Clarke is the definition of Bad Ass with his leather jacket and motorcycle. He is hot, wild, and rebellious. He is what every girl wants to date but not marry. Of course behind the jerk attitude is a boy who is hard working and sweet. After his father's death Alex's family is left with a huge debt to the Everharts and Alex has to work every day to pay it off. So what happens when Alex becomes Rori's personal servant and finds out about all her dirty little secrets? Will all hell break loose? What will happen when those two are thrown together in the most compromising situations? Will they get over their differences and work together or is pride too big to over come? Maybe it will be just plain awkward? Find out in Slave to the Geek.

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