I'll be giving you some of my favorite quotes, tired ponderings, and I'll be showing my silly side righttt hereeee. Not only that, but you get to see some original poems and personal stories too! So please come right in as I show you some of the interworkings of my brain! -insert classic horror screech-

Why you looking at the description? It says it all there on the title! Stupid Muggles...

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

[Highest ranking yet: #13 in Short Story] Are we friends? No, we're more like pen pals except we don't communicate through letters and we're not pals. I'm slightly offended but I really think we have a connection. Negative, we don't. It's a virtual connection. STAHP. (This story was inspired by real people on Wattpad.)