Includes: Donald Trump Jeb Bush Ben Carson Insults Rand Paul Guacamole Marco Rubio Communism Hillary Clinton Frozen Paul Ryan Carly Fiorina Ted Cruz Mexicans John Kasich Chris Christie Beards Bernie Sanders Sleeping Hugs Merry Christmas.
Marco Rubio's depression kicks in after loosing his home state of Florida and dropping out of the race. Only one man bothers to help him... And that man is Ted Cruz.
He was a presidential candidate. She was a journalist. He was rude. Abrasive. Arrogant. She was disgusted. Irritated. Appalled. He was charming. Alluring. Charismatic. She was tempted. He was a presidential candidate, and this was not supposed to happen. But it was. The only question was how long it would be a secret.
As Dr. Rand Paul's personal assistant, you feel like giving him a treat after his huge victory in the Senate. But does Rand have something in store for you instead?
