Don't change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you... Or at least that's her mantra.

Funny texts,riddles,jokes of many types! Everything is packed into this funny book. (These are not my jokes, I just found them and thought you people would enjoy them)

❝Hello, I'm calling on behalf of the Anonymous Therapist Program at Moreland Preparatory Academy.❞ ❝You just don't get a hint, do you? I really don't want to talk to you.❞ ❝Gosh, lady, what crawled up your ass? Do you honestly think that I want to spend my Friday night talking to you?❞ ❝Well, you're the one that called me.❞ ❝This is true.❞ ❝So goodbye, for the last time.❞ ••• A short story that alternates between conversations and narrative writing. Extended summary inside.