Join Harry and Mr. President in their quest to find love with a few bumps along the way. The AMAZING cover is by the brilliant @HarrysShvantz so you should probably go give her some love. ©IndefiniteAffinity This is just for laughs. No offending intended.

Includes: Donald Trump Jeb Bush Ben Carson Insults Rand Paul Guacamole Marco Rubio Communism Hillary Clinton Frozen Paul Ryan Carly Fiorina Ted Cruz Mexicans John Kasich Chris Christie Beards Bernie Sanders Sleeping Hugs Merry Christmas.

"D-donald," Ted panted as he felt the blonde's mouth latch onto his neck. "Put your small loan of 1 million dollars inside me." "Patients baby. Don't they teach that in Canada?"