"I guess that just leaves you and me, then." "What a pity."

Final Installment in the Rules Series "Look at me!" I shout at Calum. Slowly, he lifts his eyes. "I have never been so disappointed in you than I am right now!" "Lily, please.." "No! Listen to me Calum Hood and listen well." I stormed towards him. "If you ever do something like that to me or our son ever again I will leave you and you'll never see either of us ever again." With that, I turned around, picking up a crying Carter and marched right out the open apartment door. -x- Lily thought all her troubles were behind her once she married Calum. They had a beautiful baby boy, they lived in a reasonably priced apartment that was right in between both of their places of work and Maria ran a daycare just up the block where Carter spent his days playing with his friends. Life couldn't get any better than this. Except, the mundane life slowly becomes a routine that Calum and Lily succumb to. Both of them growing tired of the continuity and as the couple falls prey to early marriage disasters, there's only one thought on their minds, You should never marry young. Calum Hood Fanfic #1 Rule One: Friends Are Off Limits #2 Rule Two: Don't Get Caught #3 Rule Three: Don't Fall In Love #3 Rule Four: Never Marry Young

"So.. I was adopted by a guitarist and a bassist in a band?" "Pretty much." "Cool."