(discontinued) Well, I've finally decided to write a story, so, yeah. Um, title says it all. I'll have some AUs and such, and I'll tag songs and photos and whatnot to whatever the chapter might be a reference to. I might also throw in some Eddmatt and Paultryk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hope you enjoy reading!!

This is a Tom x Tord FanFiction! Oneshots of them will come later if I feel like it// Warning: Possibly NSFW Material! (I will put at the beginning of the chapters), cursing(!), and possibly hints at explicit content

Tom hated Tord. The stupid commie was always embarrassing him, taunting him. But after a dream that disturbed Tom more than usual, Edd, not knowing what the dream was about, decides to plan a camping trip to help Tom cheer up and bring the gang closer together. Right. Like Tom wants to go frolick in the fields with the bunnies. Even worse, Tom has to share a room with Tord - what?! Who decided these things, anyway? When Tom tries to avoid his roommate, things prove tricky. Awkward situations, messed up bathrooms, not-so-pretty wildlife. Ah, the outdoors! They should call it the great doors, because that's all Tom plans on seeing. The door to his room - locked.