dan howell was always alone. he was never really liked all that much, but he makes a friend. his friends name is phil lester. - basically just a shitty cliché fanfiction that i thought up the idea for at 3 am

yep... another phan smut... just like the title says... nothing weird about it... why would you think there is something weird about this smut... it's just a N O R M A L smut... enjoy :)

all the smutty smutness you could possibly need

Dan buys some sand for his latest video, one thing leads to another and him and phil have some fun with it.

awkward.

"Who are you?" + Joint phan fic by jetblackhowell and takethisfolieadeux.

in which phil wants to sell some cds and gets chatting to a willing buyer. i'm aware that a thousand message based phanfictions exist already but i wanted to try my hand at writing one. the cover was made by the amazing @hovvell !

after dan howell is diagnosed with depression, his parents seek him help - but not in the way he may have expected. he's partnered up with phil lester online, someone who supposedly knows about mental health, with one instruction: text him. ❝ amazingphil : i just wanna be your friend danisnotonfire: how the hell is that going to help me? danisnotonfire: i'm depressed, not lonely amazingphil : just you wait, howell. ❞ minor swearing. lower caps intended.

dan likes long words. he also likes phil lester. short story.

Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.