" Phil Lester is on the edge of suicide. " or in which Dan can see everyone's deepest secret simply by looking at them.

✔ - Completed Sean (his friends call him Jack) is behind on his rent. YouTube hasn't been paying as well as he had hoped, and he's been forced to take on a part-time job. He found work at the Other Side Café and Bar, as a waiter. It's usually uneventful, until one day when one particular regular walks into the diner and recognizes Jack. And not just because of his channel. -WARNING- This story contains LGBTQ+ themes and shipping. And also cursing. May contain sexual themes, but nothing graphic. If you aren't a fan of that, kindly continue on your way. (This is a Septiplier fanfiction, obviously.) I guess this is an AU? Idk, it's up to you all to decide.

I want to rant about shit so, here we go. I'm gonna rant about some stuff. Shit's about to go down. This will be my opinions, not me saying 'GO CHANGE YOUR WRITING BITCH!' I am not directing this at anyone.