Things that Piercethemiceandmenn Thought Were Damn Good
20 stories
arms // {phan} by strawb3rryvib3s
arms // {phan}
strawb3rryvib3s
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Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.
blurry face - phan by phanci
blurry face - phan
phanci
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" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.
elevators by rickyblitzz
elevators
rickyblitzz
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[completed] two strangers are stuck on an elevator on a rainy monday morning. confessions ensue. ; copyright © 2016
Cat and Mouse by jilliancares
Cat and Mouse
jilliancares
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Dan Howell is the Panther. He's evil, nefarious, ingenious, and good at coming up with adjectives for himself. The Raven is a nuisance, but he's definitely the most fun part when it comes to being a villain. As a child, Dan had been scared of his powers. He'd been weak. He'd become strong, though. Strong enough to torment the city; strong enough to annoy the Raven with every opportunity he got. Phil Lester only had one goal these days. To become strong enough to defeat the Panther. [new cover art by kittycatriona on tumblr!]
Hawk and Dove by gingerslinging
Hawk and Dove
gingerslinging
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Phan AU. In a world where super powers plague people all over the world, Dan Howell fights to keep his emotions and pyrokinesis under control. After years of success, Dan is outed and whisked away to a school that claims to teach him to use his abilities "safely". Still unable to control the fire that seems to rage under his skin, Dan's only solace is in his roommate Phil, who can't seem to stop turning things to ice. While trying to end the corruption at the school, the team discovers the real reason they're being held. In an explosion of fist fights, supersuits, and betrayal, Dan and Phil try to do what they feel is right.
Hawk and Dove: Consumption by gingerslinging
Hawk and Dove: Consumption
gingerslinging
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Phan AU. Five years after the events of 'Hawk and Dove', the mutants have settled into their lives of protecting those who need it and helping their own become heroes. Naturally, things that are good and easy don't last, and the MGGB receive a distress call from their friends in America. While helping the Trifecta deal with a threat that could potentially be the world's first super villain, their ranks are being rapidly shrunk by a sickness that only seems to be infecting mutants.
fashion blogger, book one // phan (EDITING) by myhowellslester
fashion blogger, book one // phan (EDITING)
myhowellslester
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in which dan is way too passionate over different pieces of fabric and phil has a past that haunts him // completed 19|12|16 // highest rank: #59 in fanfiction (thank you!) // tw; homophobia, slight mental health issues
snapchat by rickyblitzz
snapchat
rickyblitzz
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[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4
Tattoo Guy (Phan Soulmates AU) by effervescentwolf
Tattoo Guy (Phan Soulmates AU)
effervescentwolf
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In Dan's world, you can see whatever's drawn on your soulmate's skin. Dan loves watching his soulmate draw, but "tattoo guy" keeps interrupting him. Phan soulmates AU
Burn and Bloom - Phan by jilliancares
Burn and Bloom - Phan
jilliancares
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Phil's been hiding the fact that he's an Earthbender for ten years, ever since it's been considered illegal when the Fire Nation invaded. And, of course, the only solution to a random Fire Nation soldier seeing him earthbending is to kidnap him, right? creds to @xSillyTilly for the awesome cover! (ominousdan.tumblr.com)