"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

note !! only five sample chapters are still posted on Wattpad,, if you would like to access the improved version and rest of the chapters,, download the Hinovel app !! See you there !! Addison Price is Kingston High's very own Cupid. She doesn't shoot arrows, she has her own special ways of making people fall in love. Now, she may be Cupid, but it doesn't mean she can't fall too hard. ©AKAElleDuh ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Highest ranking in Teen Fiction : #124 [9 October 2015-12 June 2016]

KC Blarez has been harassed, bullied, and picked on for as long as she could remember. When she moves away for three years, she returns with a special surprise for those jerks; she's smokin' hot, aggressive, and she's a werewolf. But when it's time for KC to find her mate, she thinks it must be a joke when her mate is the biggest bully of them all. And he just so happens to be the Alpha. Trailer- chapter 12

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

A Princess And Her Knight DISCLAIMER: I legit made this story when I was like ten please don't @ me I'm aware it has a lot of mistakes and etc Aphmau, the princess of Phoenix Drop, has had a wild life. Her mother was assassinated, her very first best friend got killed, she never fit in, and now, she's in love with a guy who's apparently over twenty. She always expected to fall in love with a prince, but her very own personal knight? Who knew. But, a dark evil lies under the kingdom's nose. Aphmau has to put her feelings aside and try to rise up to the glorious kingdom it once was. Book cover made by @MermaidsDontDoHW My very first book. Happy four years!

Highest Rank In Teen Fiction #1 on 31/08/16. This is the first book of 'The Bad Boy and the Nerd' trilogy. /*****/*****/*****/*****/*****/*****/*****/ Ever heard of a Basketball Nerd? Well meet the main character Emily and understand all about it. Typical cliché drama comes alive and changes the life of two very different people in two very different ways. High school is high school. What happens when two very extreme people are brought together? That's for me to know and you to find out. But I can assure you that whatever happens, there will be a lot of drama and you will love it. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED©

I, Harlyn Moore, played music. He, Braden Karlston, the apparent Bad Boy, loved music. I played, he listened, and that was how we met. It was just Music, Me And Him. And maybe even more. ©AKAElleDuh ALL RIGHTS RESERVED [COMPLETED-5 DECEMBER 2015] {EDITED} Highest ranking in Short Story- #80

Diana Brooke, a hunter with an infamous title that can reign terror even to the hearts of grown men, ventures on an undercover mission set on the other side of the border; wolf territory. It's a simple assignment; blend in, return, and report. After all, what's so hard about acting meek in an academy brimming with teenage wolves, even with the succeeding Alpha among them? Dark secrets, caffeine addiction, and a dash of wickedness brewing in their midst. Will Diana be conquered by the wolves? Or will she conquer them? Highest Ranking: #1 Werewolf

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS