Just a bunch of random crap I wrote cause I was bored...enjoy!!! :) Ps: this is my first crack!fic so NO FLAMES PLEASE!! thanks! If you think the jokes are stupid, IM SORRY!! I'm just a lonely person trying to be funny. :( Doctor who isn't mine. If it was,The Doctor would be dating The Master ;)

From the creator of "30 Ways To Piss Off The Cast of Doctor Who" comes (enter that big long title here) "...PART TWO!" "I felt that instead of completely bullshiting my way through, I might actually consider trying to Piss them off." -El -Reviews of Pt. 1- "I'll keep this in mind next time my friends get kidnapped by aliens and the Doctor appears to save them." -PreRagnarok "That was so hilarious. My favorite one was: When the Doctor's talking out loud, shout random numbers." -BristolianLuvvrr note: no one was payed, threatened, blackmailed, etc. these are all REAL opinions.

A Collection Of So True Facts For Whovians Only!!!!!!