Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

(Book 2 of the Procrastinators Series, set in January 2014) It's New Year's Eve, 2013, and Mia Roberts has returned to London to celebrate New Year's with her fellow British YouTubers at their annual New Year's party. This party, informally known as the highlight of many a YouTuber's calendar, offers up many faces that Mia has only seen in videos before, and is something she can only fangirl through at the side of her three month long boyfriend Dan Howell and their friends. She has never felt more at home amongst them all, and yet is more homesick than she's ever experienced before. Unfortunately, Mia soon finds that life as a British YouTube heart-throb's girlfriend is far from easy and hardly resemblant of the flawless romances she's read so much about. Jealous friends from the past, bloodthirsty fangirls, and even the couple themselves are all nemeses for the ship. How can their long-distance relationship last with so many plotting rivals are in the area, leaving Mia's trust torn because of it? (NB: I do not own any songs, quotes, shops, fandoms, brands or any of the YouTubers' rights mentioned in my story) ALL RIGHTS OTHERWISE RESERVED, Copyright © EmmaChameleon Fluffy fic. Contains swearing, some dark thoughts, and talk of depression. Previously called 'Procrastinators Reunite:The Return to London'

(Book 1 of the Procrastinators Series, set in September 2013) Mia Roberts has been on YouTube for years, and over the past two years in particular, she's been vlogging(video blogging) about her life under the name of RandomQuartz. With RandomQuartz as an alias, Mia has managed to keep her internet identity a secret from her close circle of friends, but not to date. One September morning, when Mia is set to meet a friend of a friend at her local park, her whole perspective of and her position within the YouTube community is changed, just by conversing with that one person. As a new found friend, he's willing to introduce Mia to aspects of YouTube life she didn't know were possible. If he can change so much for her with his connections, could he potentially guide her by the hand to meet her favourite YouTubers, AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire? What would happen then? Would she faint? Fangirl? Or maybe, fall in love? (NB: I do not own any songs, quotes, shops, fandoms, brands or any of the YouTubers' rights mentioned in my story) ALL RIGHTS OTHERWISE RESERVED, Copyright © EmmaChameleon Fluffy fic. Contains swearing, some dark thoughts, and talk of depression. *Watty Awards 2013 Finalist* I APOLOGISE IF SOME OF THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT THIS STORY IS MID-EDIT

Once upon a rock concert, Ariana Taylor and her air headed best friend Rose went to go see Black Veil Brides. But never did they expect to become close friends with them, or let alone the fact that their own band actually gets to go on tour with them. But the one thing Ariana doesn't want is to fall in love. Which is considerably hard considering that she could actually be falling for Andy Biersack.

Kalli and Andy are back with another leg of their adventure. It's been a bumpy three years but their love is still as strong as it was. Hard times to cope with, along with heartbreak and love.

the story where a girl escapes her heartbreak by crashing a rock concert, where she eventually encounters a whole different world.

Dan and Phil. Two gay guys in a school full of homophobic people. After Dans boyfriend turns on him will Phil be able to comfort him? Will they live happily ever after?