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Smoke and Mirrors : Royal Angels I by TabbyMax
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He was the prince who got away. He had it all - power, fame, glory, honor. (Did I mention the unlimited supply of money, alcohol and women?) Yet he chose the human world. She wasn't shy, quiet or even remotely sweet. She wasn't your girl next door and she certainly was not a princess. When Victoria is hired to kill a mysterious stranger, she didn't know she was dealing with royalty. Of the immortal kind. Their worlds are about to get intertwined in a way neither could've foreseen. Welcome to a place where pretences are everything and everyone lies to get what they want. There will be scandals. Conspiracies. Betrayal. Love. Vampires, angels, magic and smoking hot men. And of course, a whole lot of "What the hell just happened?" *** Current ranking - #1 on Fantasy Wattpad Featured book Fiction Award Winner 2017 Completed
Saints (SAINTS #1) | ✓ by vividlycrimson18
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"What do you mean I'm stuck with the seven deadly sins? I'm a saint!" "You've been about seven minutes in hell and have managed to insult eight people already, Jasmina." "Fuck off, wannabe Satan."
KIDNAPPED BY THE AGENT | Project Callister Book One by ValorAndVice
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#1 in humor, action, and romance ❝Octavia Snow, you're going to have to come with me,❞ the stranger said with an amused look. ❝No thanks, I'm really not a big fan of kidnapping.❞ ❝Sorry Cupcake. You don't have a choice.❞ --- OCTAVIA SNOW is a sassy, sarcastic, and perpetually hungry college student who is kidnapped by the CIA. ACE BLACKWELL is the leader of this highly deadly team, not to mention, he's the one who decided to kidnap Octavia. Together, a world-renowned agent, an infamous thief, a powerful mafia leader, a deadly assassin...and a teenage girl are forced to work together to stop the crime of the century. READERS' REVIEWS "By far my favorite book on wattpad." "My new standard of guys is Ace Blackwell." "I'm laughing, I'm crying, and I'm loving this." Started in December 2017
A Secret Service [NOW PUBLISHED] by joymoment
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Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your wrist, taking away your baseball career. And finally you, Finch," she said, looking to the last guy. "I'm going to bust your ankle because I don't like the way you walk." She slid her hands into her pockets. "Now, how does that sound to all of you? And please feel free to look amused, skeptical or patronizing at this point. I'll have all the more fun wiping the expressions off your faces." Carter Owens, daughter of a Secret Service agent, is trained to disassemble any weapon, any situation, and anyone. Her biting sarcasm and razor-sharp mind make her impossible to beat in a word fight and when talking doesn't work, she uses her fists. She attends Hamilton Prep, Washington D.C.'s most prestigious high school, where everyone is related to someone in power, except her. When Hamilton Prep receives a flood of new students, Carter's role as social outcast changes when she makes two unexpected friends. Friends who are hiding a secret. As Carter uncovers the truth, she confronts challenges she is unequipped to handle and finds herself in a dangerous situation. For a girl trained to see everything, Carter never saw this coming. "This is one of those books that seem like it won't be really good, but then it's mindblowing-ly amazing and then you're questioning life =)" - rwrites07 "#rr for like the 10th time haha love this book" - tahls16 "I loved this book, it wasn't cringey cliche or stupid. I normally hate third person books but I loved this and all the characters, especially carter." - lenathedov Editor's Choice Talk of The Town #1 Teen Fiction, #1 Fiction #1 Love #1 Completed #1 New Adult #1 Friendship #1 Funny #1 Drama
Mr Grumpy - DISCONTINUED AND BEING RE-WRITTEN by Im_Just_That_Awkward
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*** THIS IS THE OG 'MR GRUMPY' HOWEVER I AM IN THE PROCESS OF RE-WRITING IT AS A NEW BOOK, THIS CAN BE FOUND ON MY PROFILE, CHECK IT OUT XOX *** Somehow I managed to get myself lost in 3 minutes. I mean I know I don't have good concentration but its pretty impossible to get lost that quick you know? Well not for me. But on the bright side, I met a hot, angry, slightly scary guy. So it's probably not that bad. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't but you know what? Who cares? ◆◆◆◆ Meet Anastasia Wilkson, she's very optimistic, gullible, clumsy and naive. She thinks the world is made out of Rainbows and Unicorns. She is always smiling at the littlest things. Now meet Adrian Miles, he is always angry, he hardly smiles but gives out an occasional smirk once in a while. He is also a total hottie that is always looking for a fight. He has a dark past that he hopes stays buried. What happens when these two meet? What happens when Adrian's dark past catches up? Read and Find out★ BTW this Book is Cliche as Fudge. PLEASE DO NOT TRY AND COPY MY WORK!! THIS IS MY OWN FUDGEN WORK. SO PLEASE DON'T BE A DOUCHE FACE AND COPY MINE WHEN YOU CAN CREATE SOMETHING BETTER. Cover made by the lovely @Me_For_President_ Highest Rank- #17 Teen Fiction OH MY GOOOODNESS
Ultimate Tomboy [old version] by rhi_thephantom
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[new edited version being posted 7th june 2019] https://www.wattpad.com/story/112293590-ultimate-tomboy Harper Storm is fifteen years old and loves to play sport. She is your average girl, well tomboy, and when school becomes hard for her not fitting in with the other girls, her dad sends her to a boarding school. There she will be able to play all the sports she wants and have fun. But the thing is, it's an all-boys boarding school. Harper is firstly shocked that her dad would suggest going there but thinks it over as no other girl school would want her. Though she knows she is going to be teased being at the school, the only thing on her mind is to show the boys she is capable of living there as she is the Ultimate Tomboy. #1 Tomboy 10-10-19 #1 Boarding School 13/3/19 #4 Tomboy 2/3/19 #2 Tomboy 14/12/18 #2 Skateboard 15/8/18 #3 Action 23/9/15 #4 Action 20/10/16 cover made by me