(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

A complete guide to successful writing. ✔ Improve writing skill ✔ Conquer writer's block ✔ Master writing techniques ✔ Take helpful writing advice ✔ Whoa, stay away from cliches! ✔ Find my writing personality ✔ Know my characters complete the guide to check off more personal writing goals. This guide includes extremely detailed lessons, optional assignments to practice skills, and advice that makes all the difference in your writing. ♛ From the author that wrote "Kayla's Imponderable Thesis on Writing" at KaylaKeifer and discovered the "Apprentice" internship.

The vast majority of the writing I have seen on this website is worth less than the change I left upon your mother's nightstand. That means that, by statistical likelihood, your writing probably sucks too. Not in whole, mind you, but when it comes to a few of the trickier bits, you find yourself staring at a blank screen and scowling like a madman. I, on the other hand, am damned good at this writing stuff. So, out of the bottomless generosity of my heart, I decided to try and help your plebeian self. Plot exposition, character development, show versus tell, and all the little things that experienced writers know already. These are the secrets I'll drop on your lap in a vain attempt to make you learn a thing or two. I'm tired of reading all the crap on this site; don't let your work be part of it.