"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

Marnie Lucas finally had the perfect life. She had a family who loved her and a boyfriend who she adored. Alec had always been there for her whenever she needed him. He'd wiped away her tears when her dog had died and he'd helped her battle through her maths homework daily. Despite being such a lovely and caring guy, Alec's family didn't have a great reputation in her town. His dad was currently serving time for murdering his business partner after a deal turned sour. On account of her own father being the detective who had worked on Alec's dad's case, Detective Lucas didn't trust Alec. In his opinion, Alec was a carbon copy of his father and felt that crime was in his blood. But Marnie disregarded her father's warnings and it wasn't until Prom night that she realised that it was the people who you loved the most who would break your heart in a way that could never be repaired. The truth can put you back together, but it can also tear you apart. Fifteen years later, Marnie realises that her father was right, sometimes your blood is bad and in Marnie's case, hers was nothing but evil. The Bitch You Killed Spin-Off : You do not have to have read TBYK to understand this book. cover created by the very talented @soundthealarm

My life is pretty much simple. You know the boring, routine one. Where you do everything in order. Well mine changed. One detention changed my life. It helped me escape my suffocating 'life'. They say "never judge a book by its cover". I took a chance, and I didn't. Who thought an accidental mistake of keeping an open mind, could lead to something so significant. Something detested by me personally, C H A N G E. My name is Samantha McFlared and this is my story.

I'm running, my dress bunched up in my fists. But I'm not running for my life I'm running for his, and when I see him I stop. There is one bulky man on either side of him, they have their arms linking his, he's kneeling in front of someone with raven black hair. As we get closer, I see his pain in the way he's holding himself, his brown hair is clouding his face. Something catches in my throat as I see him bent forward, almost looking limp. The panic is slowly eating me up on the inside. 'Please lift your head, let me see your eyes' I pray inside my head. He can't be gone. It's almost like he hears my prayers as he looks up, his blue eyes as deep as the ocean depths, knocks the breath out of me as per usual. I close my eyes and thank God for keeping him alive. The right side of his jaw is all purple and red. A cut on the other side of his face, which is oozing with the red liquid. He suddenly looks past the black haired male to look at us, reassurance washing over his features. It's when he sees me that his eyes widen, and the panic grows by the second. He goes from a slump to picking himself upright. He's hurt. Badly. The black haired man spins around as we walk closer in their direction. All 6 of us stop as I catch a glimpse of the face. A deadly grin appears on his wicked face. "Boys, I've been waiting for you" He shouts loud and clear. "And you brought the girl" * Crescent Bay Dawson was once popular but now she lives in the shadow of her twin brother. The only person who notices her is the cocky, egotistic, Star Quarterback of the school; Elliott Grayson. Can Elliott charm her into falling for him or will she finally win the heart of her childhood crush? #2 in humor - 2nd February 2018 #5 in teen fiction - 6th November 2017 Honestly if you wanna laugh this book will make you laugh cause that's what I'm all about!