this is the story about how I became friends with the smartest kid in school. the story about why he was so smart. the story about how he took over the world, and made me his second in command. how my friends died trying to overthrow him. and, y'know... everything in between. it's.. lengthy, but that's only because I remember every last detail like it was yesterday (and the present events are just as explanatory), even though this happened over the span of five years. [AU Situation: It's similar to a highschool au but it's also an au where tord succeeds at taking over the world. all of this is in tom's POV. | TW for swearing, a bit of nsfw (there's a warning), a bit of blood, and communism™.]

T'was late on a Thursday. Edd and Matt are fast asleep, and Tord is sitting on the curb with nothing but his thoughts, a gun in his hoodie, and a dim lamppost. It's almost midnight. It's almost morning. And Tom hasn't been seen since three o' clock. [What I mean by "light" is that it's not straight to the point shipping, it takes a little while to happen. | An AU of sorts where the events of The End haven't happened yet. Tord isn't sure whether or not he wants to carry through with his plan of world domination. | TW for alcohol use, drug mention, violence/blood, and swearing.]

there's a murderer in town 👀👀 and this murderer, fires exactly four bullets during this timeline of events (hence the title). On a night where all four boys are trying to stay safe from the attacks, Tom is sent to a bar to go fetch a drunk Tord, but things go slightly downhill from there. ((The introduction has the important introduction stuff tbh)) note; the chapter names are 1 - 5 in French for anyone who doesn't know. [AU Situation; the same old same old; tord didn't ever leave, and the boys live at separate flats. | TW for swearing, death threats, suicide, and gun violence. ]

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a story, and a whole lot of trying and giving up. "Forget everything and just look him in the eyes and tell him he has a good sense of smell." [Cover art by: ME! (*'ω')]

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

(Futrue Tomtord) Red Leader, Tord, Is the leader of an army known as The Red Army. In the Red Army history he's the most powerful leader yet. Thomas, Tom, is the second in charge of the army and gets to work along side with the Leader which is an Honor. To Tom it wasn't. Tord treated him like his schedule worker and mostly bosses him around. Tom doesn't like how he is treated, but he can't argue with the most powerful leader of the Armies history. The leader wont let him go on Wars either. Tord treats him like this for a reason of "Protection" that Tom will soom find out.

The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)