Pokémon logic at its finest. Warning: Do not drink any liquids while reading this, as you may laugh so hard that you choke XD Warning: do not read this at night, as you may laugh so loud that you wake up your family XD

"What is a heart if not the ultimate clockwork?" Abigail's young life was saved by the kindness of strangers: Schuyler Algernon, the man who found her collapsed on cold city streets, and Quinn Godspeed, the doctor who risked everything by breaking the law to keep her fragile heart beating. As the truth about what she's become and her feelings for her savior overtake her, Abigail is forced to ask what constitutes life, living, and what dark secrets are contained within Godspeed's past and the walls of Schuyler's house.

To you they are saying there name or parts of there name but to them they are saying more. Jolt (true in jolteon)

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

This is a very random book. It is so random it makes cheese explode. It is so random it makes pickles look normal next to it. It is so random it makes Chuck Norris sweat garlic butter. It is so random I cannot fully describe the randomness in this description.. The reason why it is called what it is, is because I'm a mind reader, and that is what you will say as you read each chapter. "WHAT." (Cover by @Warriormissy)

The many stories of my pokesona jack strider, his family, friends, and who or what ever else they may meet along the way! Wanna read well strap in cause it's a dusie. //NOTICE// this story has a main story, side stories, random mini stories, and holiday stories. they are all labeled, but all main storyline chapters are called "strides"

//notice// At least read chapters " stride 1, Jack the Ripper, and bad bullies good friend" from the original "pokesona: strider tales" a lot of usefull info will be given the somewhat sequel to ((pokesona: strider tales)) (of course) in this one...i have a kid!!! my mate being wispia...(damn sam was pissed when he found out). anyhow these are the new adventures about me and my friends and family including my new son yugi. things are still very silly and crazy...so don't worry you should still get some laughs...ENJOY!!!

HELLO! ITS GOLD HERE! SO DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE LAUGHING! OK? OK. SO WE COOL? GOOD. CAUSE..... I LIKE MUFFINS. I decided to be nice and continue it XD update: this is old. I don't update this anymore. uhhh... Just enjoy what middle school me liked to write about wwwww Also I had no idea what crack was back then I was a stupid kid.

here's a story about an umbreon named sora and his trainer telling about their lives, their friends, their families, and of course their adventures! //WARNING// the story might be a little slow for the first couple of chapters about chapters 2-4...sorry just how it is...it gets better though i promise! //QUICK INFO// another thing this is my FIRST story on wattpad so if any of you seasoned writers have any tips for me please send out a comment! Thanks and ENJOY!!!

Toasty: HELLO! I am a vaporeon, I am addicted to toast NOW FEED ME AUTHOR Author: OK * gives 100 toast *