Dan Howell has a personality more fragile than the flowers he presses. After meeting Phil Lester- an explosion of a human being living in an explosion of a house- Dan is forced out of the tiny world he used to live in. (shyxpunk) This story includes mature themes.

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

Dan is assisting Phil in a video when he realizes that there are some feelings that just can't be ignored 2.1k/Phan/fluff/getting together/friends to lovers/oneshot warnings: swearing, mention of cancer patient (just in a simile, no one has cancer in this), that's it I think..

When Dan received an e-mail about a 'first kiss social experiment' he agreed, thinking nothing of it. A kiss is nothing, right? When Phil received an e-mail about a 'first kiss social experiment' he agreed. It would be interesting right? But what if you have to kiss the boy you've been crushing on since 2009?

Phil was always a girly boy. He loved playing with Barbies and wearing pink. Even though his mom assured him it was perfectly normal, he sensed something was different. One day, a boy appeared on the other side of Phil's fence, sitting by a tree and drawing in his notebook. Phil's mom told him this was their new neighbor, and Phil found him intriguing. Boys had always been a mystery to Phil, even though he was one himself. When Phil talked to the brunet boy, he became tongue-tied and blushed, yet he couldn't help but watch him through a small hole in the fence. In just a few days, they grew closer, developing trust and perhaps even liking each other. But they were just kids, with big expectations and a different outlook on reality. This is a story about coming out, teenage drama, and two boys who live on opposite sides of a big wooden fence. (teenage Phan)

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

The third and final book in the Fake Number Trilogy. Dan is finally sober, but will it last?

One day, Dan meets a girl at a bar. He likes her a lot, and so he asks her for her number. She gives it to him, no problem. When he texts her the next day, he finds out that she, indeed, gave him a fake number. But who knew something good could come out of it? Dan: Kaylie? Unknown Number: sorry, dude. fake number, I guess.

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

[pastel dan/punk phil] dan howell; an internet sensation, blogger and self proclaimed 'pastel prince'. phil Lester; the mastermind behind the city, technical crime-lord and overall coffee indulger. their paths never were supposed to cross, but sometimes paths are never certain. pastel prince// pastel dan + punk phil//2016 [highest ranking: #20 in detective]