“Know this Mr. Prince. I can never love you or your family after what you have done. Go away. I will do my part, but nothing more.” I walked past him and ran to the bathroom closing and locking the door. The Royal family can keep me here for all I care, but I will do nothing more. They don’t deserve my respect after what they did and I will not give them my life as payment. Victoria is your ordinary Orphan. She hates the life she’s been given and has one thing she obsesses over. Now this thing is a little abnormal for a teenage girl. She hates the Royal Family, but she hates Prince Edvard most of all. She won’t tell anyone why she does, but its a heck of a secret that may or may not get uncovered. Victoria writes a haters blog on the Royal family one day and winds up being kidnapped by the Prince she hates most. Edvard takes her back to the castle, and only God knows what will happen there. When the press gets wind of whats going on they form a public outcry for the two to get together. Will Victoria beat the Royal Love Games? Will her heart be broken by the truth of her parents death? Can Edvard convince Victoria to fall in love with him, even though she blames him for her parents death? Read and find out just how far over the edge these Royal Love Games will take the pair.

It didn't take long for junior Miren Eze to realize that high school is just an academic cover up for hell. Especially when she is terrorized daily by Penelope van Helsing, a friend turned evil nemesis. After a cruel prank at an assembly for a coveted award leaves Miren scholarship-less and practically expelled, she's left with no options until her best friend Chara suggests she transfers to the neighboring all-boys school. With the help of Chara's computer hacking boyfriend, they devise a plan that is stupid, risky, and requires plenty of gauze. But what seems like a bad plot of a rom-com ends up having harsher ramifications than Miren could have ever anticipated. Especially when Jeno, her handsome but cold roommate, discovers her secret - and sees the disguise as the perfect opportunity to get revenge on Penelope. MEAN GIRLS meets SHE'S THE MAN in a humorous, but darker tale of identity and redemption.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Tragedies change people. That being said, it shouldn't come as a surprise that the accident changed Gemma. Anger problems seem like the only issue to her, but her father and evil step-mother see a lot more than that lying underneath. Unable to help her, they go to their last resort; they send her to Safe Haven, a summer camp for troubled teens. Haven is a place where misunderstood teenagers can realize their problems and work through them in a safe environment. At least, that's what Gemma thought. The first things that come are the notes. Each one is written with a specific message on it, targeting the accident that killed her best friend and blaming her. The next are the secrets; everyone has one. But does everyone have one about her? The threads start unraveling as Gemma searches for the person who's hurting her; the person who is trying to drive her insane. But the closer she comes to uncovering the secret, the closer she comes to realizing that not everyone is who they seem. Mystery #3 October 3rd, 2012 Watty Awards Mystery Finalist 2012 Cover by @captainmarvel165