Hey guys, just a thing where you lot can ask me questions and I can tell you all my secrets! Ok bye. I should go get Mello more chocolate.

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Something else to do when bored and as for portal jumpers its been put on hold sorry

You can ask me whatever you would like to know about me. Yes, I am bored. I'll just go back to cleaning my gun until I find a question. *Snaps chocolate bar* I don't own Death Note.

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