The Giant war is over and Percy Jackson is spent. Finally there's a chance he can be with Annabeth for a while and he eagerly awaits the summer they have planned together. But when Hecate shows up and sends Percy on a new quest, it could be the by far stupidest thing he has ever done. He must be the new teacher at Hogwarts. Harry Potter has been attacked by the Ministry and Dementors. If that wasn't enough he now has a new teacher. But he is like, a 17 year-old kid. Who looks a lot like him. It's Harry's 5th year and he is now a nutter to the wizarding world. So when he sees the kid show up at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, he starts thinking he might actually be mental. The new kid turns out to be a teacher. The teacher of DADA. But Umbridge is still there- as the High Inquisitor. It seems she watches the new teacher-Professor Jackson- a lot more than the others. Something is off about him. And the Golden Trio always tries to find out what.

Are you a Demigod? Then this book is for you. It will have everything from jokes, to head canons. There will also be SPOILERS, so if you haven't read all the Percy Jackson books or the Heroes of Olympus books then this will probably spoil a lot for you. I find things from Pinterest, Tumblr, basically the internet and my brain I don't own anything, all right to our Uncle Rick Riordan

Book Two of the Astra Windlass trilogy. After the conflict with Kronos and learning about Ouranos' attempt of resurrection, Astra Windlass, daughter of Artemis, is sent on a mission. The Aphrodite cabin has gone missing during their trip to Olympus, and so has the goddess herself. On the other hand, random fights have abnormally been breaking out among campers in Camp Half-Blood, and it's up to Astra and the gang to figure out what's up. Alongside these mysteries, an unexpected reveal from one of the gang's family members will have everything succumb into chaos. Even with the feud between Astra and her grandfather, she goes on the quest in hopes of figuring out who exactly is behind all of this. Who is causing the discord in the camp? Does the rising of Ouranos have something to do with this? Or is Astra possibly overthinking everything and should probably settle down with a chocolate taco? Based off the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series [written before ToA].

So this is just the demigods texting! I'm not much of a joker, so if its not funny, I sorry:(

The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Jason, EEEKKK! Demigod Facebook has it all! Gods, Demigods, and Enemies have conversations that may shock, excite, or cause you roll on the ground with laughter! Read on to find out more! *COMPLETED* Demigod Facebook Trailer: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Me6rfoBrgA8

Book One of the Astra Windlass trilogy. Before Kronos perished, he left an item behind to his remaining followers that could resurrect him once more. The Arrow of Light, which can be shot down to the depths of Tartarus and bring back an entrapped soul. But there is a catch; it can only be shot by a Daughter of Artemis, or so the prophecy states. But since she is a virgin goddess, there is no way that could be possible. Right? Astra Windlass has been living on the streets for sixteen years. She knows nothing about her parents, much less knowing that she's a half-blood. But when bumping into Grover, the two find themselves climbing up the hill to Camp Half-Blood for safety. But a problem arises: She can't enter the arch. Based off of the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series. [OLD AND PROBABLY NEEDS REWRITING BUT TOO LAZY [written before ToA]] The Arrow of Light #12 in Adventure (February 10th, 2015), #680 in Fanfiction (February 20th, 2015)

WARNING WARNING WARNING: THIS DEMIGOD FACEBOOK WILL HAVE SPOILERS IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE LAST BOOK OF THE SERIES, "The Blood Of Olympus". IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE entire SERIES DO NOT READ THIS <><><><><><><><> After the war against Gaea, and Leo is at camp with Calypso, life is good. Leo invented a machine that allows demigods to use technology, but then he invented a facebook. Simple as that, right? Hahahaha you're wrong. Contains shipping, pranks, funny moments. Humor, romance, HoO characters, um..., more stuffs, etc. I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS (All belong to Rick Riordan) AND I SHALL NOT MAKE ANY MORE CHARACTERS OR CHANGE THEM BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS. Why in the Hades are you still reading this?!? Read the dam facebook! If you want.

Welcome to the sequel of A Demigod Facebook! That's a book that you should totally read BTW. Explanation shall be in the first chapter about what has happened, in case you haven't come from A Demigod Facebook. ~DESCRIPTION TIME~ Kat Moone has created a talk show. Yes, a talk show. But it's not just any talk show. It's a Demigod Talkshow. -Truth or Dare -Pranks -Skits -Stories -Banterous talking -Johnny Depp - ^ haha just kidding -and more... I think. ~Updated weekly, hopefully~ ~May possibly accept original characters for stories~ ~Comments and votes are appreciated~ ~Mostly comments. I love comments.~

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