Read this and worship lord Doitsu! Credit goes to the Doitsuism wiki.

Fur da gurls ho lav srak (2018 EDIT: HORNY SHREK FUCKERS STOP GIVING THIS ATTENTION CHALLENGE)

are you sure about that?

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| yes, Yes, YES. Anotha one. ♪ **PLEASE CHECK OUT BOOKS 1 & 2

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| ~My second book of anime Pick Up Lines (I already reached the chapter limit on my 1st book of anime pick up lines) **PLEASE CHECK OUT BOOK 1 **BOOK 3 IS OUT NOW!!!

Prepare your brain. I do not own Hetalia Any opinions expressed in this are most likely not my own

everyone knows Hetalia from Veneziano's side, but what about Romano? where was he during all of this? this is Romano's diary (that I may or may not have stolen from his bedroom) it is will of photos and stories of him growing up with Spain (warning, Spamano, GerIta, PruHun, and depression, you ha been warned Hetalians)

literally a fucking joke