Are you a Potato? If you are, do you dare read this horrifying story? I wouldn't if I were you...

You'll love this!

❝i'm bananas for you.❞ ❝let's never split?❞ or ; in which two people communicate via cheesy pick up lines and wrinkled notes © idea by lukeguitars, written by moi [ two-thousand-&-fourteen ] lower case intended ( disclaimer ; i do not own 5 seconds of summer, although i do wish i owned michael clifford ; also , i do not own the cover art - credit to whoever drew it )

The most horrifying book ever. Read at your own risk.