Bill becomes human and is suddenly lurking around gravity falls. As bills ignorance to human bodies overplay his goal Dipper finds him on the brink of death, for starvation,and dehydration ......or whatever demons do. And then Bill gives Dipper some peculiar attention.

My name is Dipper Pines, and... I'm in love with a demon. Now be aware that this isn't some "kawaii sugoi anime" (ugh. I can't believe I just said that.) There are no cute cliches. This is reality. This is as real as real can get.