He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Gerarf goez on advnturs wiv hiz frinds!

I got bored.. I swear im not high (this is so bad) #767 in humor

Jerurd n fronkeh hav de frick frack aftr fronkeh is a v v v v v bad boy n class so jerurd haz 2 punish him *CRACK FIC*

So this was up before but for some reason when I went on my profile it was gone *shrug*. But anyway this is just the stuff I write when I'm half asleep and extremely delusional. Have fun.