Funny, interesting, odd, gross, you name it! Every type of gif you can think of, I've uploaded it into here! I update at least twice a week (often more) so there's always new content! May include a few pictures, possibly some videos, anything worthwhile! Update: I have reached the max number of parts for this book, so I've created another that's now up! New content is being put up very often!

In the kingdom of Vanderdash, there is no more feared warriors than that of the Scarlet Guard. Protectors of the royal family, skilled assassins trained since childhood, They follow the crown, they enforce the crown. To many, the group cloaked in red is a greater symbol of the royal family's power than the kings crown itself. Citizens respect and fear the scarlet guard, the power they hold. But within the guard there is only one who installed that very same feeling into the rest. Head of the prince's royal guard, ruthless and cunning, rarely seen by the citizens themselves. They call her Red. An expert in poisons and deception, the small girl has brought armies to their knees without once lifting a blade. A vermillion haired monster hidden behind the face of a doll. ~~ I smiled up at the men, "Would you like a cookie?" They peered into the basket I held out, spotting the heart shaped treats. "They're cinnamon with apple Jam. I do promise they are to die for." The taller mans eyes narrowed, "did you give the poor fool dead on the road a cookie?" My lips parted, "a dead man? Oh my..do you think it is safe?" "..depends on who you are miss, why did you say you were in the woods again?" I smiled gently, "I didn't." He rose a brow. "I'm delivering these," I shook the basket a bit, "to my dearest grandmama." He hesitated for only a slight second, "oh. well. be careful then. These woods can be dangerous." I nodded once still holding out the basket, "so would you?" "Would we what?" I giggle a bit, "like a cookie silly." "Ah.." he scratched the back of his head, "sorry, I'm not too fond of apples." Damn it. I sighed softly, "strawberry next time then." "Right..." As I turned to go I looked up at the two tall men, "you be careful now too gentleman. There are wolves in these woods." They nodded rigidly as I spun and began to skip off, giggling to myself. He asked the wrong question. I didn't give the dead fool a cookie. I gave him two.

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

Life's dark meanings

Chip Honeycutt has a girly name. That's not the problem; his real problem is hiding the fact that his family owns a bakery. And that he loves to bake. What will happen when a new guy comes along and finds out his secret? Will he tell everyone? Or will he keep it? © 2015 by theCuppedCake. All rights reserved.

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

ᗩ ᙖ ᙅ ᗪ, YOᙀ ᙎIᒪᒪ ᗩᒪᙎᗩYᔕ ᙖᙓᒪOᑎᘜ TO ᙏᙓ! •Twenty six letters, twenty six yanderes• •This is a horror anthology collection of OC! Yanderes x Reader. This will include female and male reader perspectives as well as straight, yaoi, and yuri stories• ¡¡¡IN THE TITLES!!!: Y!M: Yandere! Male Y!F: Yandere! Female M: Male F: Female WARNING! THESE FICS CONTAIN: -Mature content -Lemons -Strong language -Gore -Topics that some people might find unsettling Wattpad disclaimer: I do not condone the events and actions that happen in these fics. This is purely a work of fiction. Also, updates may be slow, sorry guys

© 2018 by Nyx Shadowhawk Some swearwords are not censored. The cover is a redesign of one made by an online friend. Quotev version: www.thosewhofly.pub Ember Tyson is not human. She a fantastic creature, and has been summoned to a magical academy for people like her. She quickly finds new friends, new powers and develops a new crush on the most gorgeous bad boy in the school. But Ember's magical powers are very unusual, and practically unheard of among her kind. Through discovering them, she learns more about her family, the spirit world, and an ancient evil only she can destroy. Seth Ravenshade is a powerful black-winged warrior and the most advanced necromancer in the school. As the most desired boy in the school, he has a complicated social life. He tries not to let this distract him from his real concern: demons gathering power. But before anyone else, he sees that the beautiful new girl with fiery red hair could thwart the demons, once and for all. *CURRENTLY IN REVISION* I'm sorry it's taken me so long to update and finish this. I know it's been several years, but I want everyone to know that I haven't given up on this project. It's just difficult! I have to start over from scratch yet again, but I'm working hard to turn this into the masterpiece it deserves to be.

Pretty much an anthology of boys loving boys. Will range from innocence (though barely) to Omegaverses. Will tackle upon sensitive subjects like rape, prostitution, self harm, depression, suicide, because most of this account's followers know the author is sick in the head. STORIES 1. THE STAR'S STALKER || Pornography - Famous AV actor Jace Allen gets stalked by a fan, and it turned out to be a close "acquaintance" from high school. He struggles to keep up with the embarrassment of where he end up after graduation. 2. CANTARELLA || Royalty - A dark twist in what seemed to be a childhood love story. Prince turned King Arvaille misunderstood another Prince, Syv, for his bethrothed Princess, now he is infatuated with him throughout his life. He goes through disturbing and immensely dark ways to keep Prince Syvillus. 3. AN UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT || Fraternity - Kian Alvarez had an unforgettable night with a stranger that showed him the crevices of pleasure. An addiction was tested when the stranger turned out to be the Vice President of the Fraternity he is joining, Kappa Aegis. Not only that but the VP is hopelessly crushing on the President, further complicating stuff. AND MORE!

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]