"The boss will see you now." The women behind the desk says to me. "Thank you." I walk down the hall to the right and enter a door that's labeled 'Boss'. My eyes come in contact to a man in pink, little did I know that this man would change my life, yet I'm not completely sure if it's for better or for worse.

(Disclaimer I'm straight) KILLMENOW IDON'TKNOWWHATI'MDOINGWITHMYLIFE (Funded by Minoru Mineta)

It's after the election and you get to celebrate Obama's election once again. You (his female secretary) get to pop the champagne and take off your shoes for a bit. Enjoy! ;D

This is probably the worst story on this.

Yes,there always have been times when we were stupid as fuck.So,one day when I was 7 years old,my bestie was ALL about that Twilight saga thing.I haven't seen the movie or read the book,but I knew the names of the characters.And being the grammatically incorrect and too fucked-up for her age girl,I wrote this monstrosity ONLY to show off in front of my bestie.Today I translated it to English,but added spelling errors to make it more terrible,and uploaded to wattpad. WON'T BLAME YOU IF YOU CAN'T READ THIS WITHOUT WANTING TO WASH YOUR EYES WITH BLEACH.I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.

Tayzia Luxx. Beautiful, popular, rich. Everyone thinks she has the perfect life. But she doesn't. Voldemort. Bald, ugly, small dick. Shunned and bullied everyday. All he wants is true love. One fateful day, the two forces collide.

Oh yay, more bad fanfics! Welcome to the book that makes Edward Cullen and Bella Swan even worse. At least it's a better love story than Twi- Oh, wait...

Donde Dipper quiere impresionar a un morro de su colonia, pero el wey no afloja. -ya te dije morro, vamos por unos tacos con harta salsita roja. -nel wey, deja de estar chingando.

This is just a thing bout all the sims 3 fails I have come across