"The boss will see you now." The women behind the desk says to me. "Thank you." I walk down the hall to the right and enter a door that's labeled 'Boss'. My eyes come in contact to a man in pink, little did I know that this man would change my life, yet I'm not completely sure if it's for better or for worse.
(Disclaimer I'm straight) KILLMENOW IDON'TKNOWWHATI'MDOINGWITHMYLIFE (Funded by Minoru Mineta)
It's after the election and you get to celebrate Obama's election once again. You (his female secretary) get to pop the champagne and take off your shoes for a bit. Enjoy! ;D
Yes,there always have been times when we were stupid as fuck.So,one day when I was 7 years old,my bestie was ALL about that Twilight saga thing.I haven't seen the movie or read the book,but I knew the names of the characters.And being the grammatically incorrect and too fucked-up for her age girl,I wrote this monstros...
Tayzia Luxx. Beautiful, popular, rich. Everyone thinks she has the perfect life. But she doesn't. Voldemort. Bald, ugly, small dick. Shunned and bullied everyday. All he wants is true love. One fateful day, the two forces collide.
Oh yay, more bad fanfics! Welcome to the book that makes Edward Cullen and Bella Swan even worse. At least it's a better love story than Twi- Oh, wait...
Donde Dipper quiere impresionar a un morro de su colonia, pero el wey no afloja. -ya te dije morro, vamos por unos tacos con harta salsita roja. -nel wey, deja de estar chingando.
Tara Gilesbie is failing her English class. No, she's not one of those honors kids who claim that they're failing when they really have a B. She has a literal F on her report card for English. So when she's asked to write a short story to bring up her grade, she does the only sane thing that a girl like her could do...
All the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.
Fanfiction. Fiction, made by fans of popular franchises and TV shows. Stories that Delight and touch the heart, fascinate you, expand on the backstories and relationships between characters, and even enrich your fandom experience. This book...does not contain any of those fics. No, this book is a documentation of some...
Is YOUR character a Mary-Sue? Find out here in our Mary-Sue Scanner whether or not your character is a filthy Mary-Sue, or a character worthy of being read about.
President Obama decides to conduct a breeding experiment on little boys and interdemensional demons to see what happens. The result was the beautiful half human half floating triangle boy, Lazer Lemon aka Billdip for short. Billdip is a happy boi, until his reluctant parents leave him all alone. Now Billdip must exp...
Do you wish to regret life? Do you want to see the countless messed up things that people have written? Look no further, because this is as low as you can get. Welcome to BAD FANFICTIONS, featuring me, @NacaratJester ; who picks apart these abominations. EDIT: This has become an epidemic. Here on this glorious (trash...
I'm doing a series of these to protest cliches of the fanfictions on Wattpad. These fanfictions may include: PERCY JACKSON HARRY POTTER KANE CHRONICLES SUPERWHOLOCK MERLIN THE LIBRARIANS OTP ONESHOTS MORTAL INSTRUMENTS AND LEVERAGE So come on down for crossovers and lots of laughter. Credit to: arcticstar who first ca...
Set in a different kind of hogwarts, Hermion, a determined and satan-worshipping girl, will do whatever it takes to get rid of her worst enemy: Draco Malfoy
introducin edward culen, gnome child and a chickan nugget in a romantic and tragic love tri angle. what will become of the meme god of runescape (gnome child) edward and chikan nugget????? lol idk read & figure it out urself. thans 4 ur suppor t. <33 thans my frappesss ~
Honey Boo Boo can't miss an opportunity to be in the spotlight. A seemingly perfect chance comes her way and being the little uneducated redneck she is, she volunteers without thinking. Then she finds out she can't have any butter sketti, and for the first time ever, wants to quit a pagaent. But there are no backsies...
So this is the continuation of the A Horrible Gravity Falls Fanfiction saga. Horrible grammar and random, laugh-out-loud moments to be expected. This is not a serious story, hence the title. It's just meant for humor. Srsly.
Not my original idea, but my original story. Dipper and friends embark on a magical adventure of mystical whimsy! This story is a cruddy piece of schist that makes no sense and has no plot or storyline whatsoever and actually makes my other stories seem good. *snorts* I'm not a good writer, but this story is bad compa...
