Coffee mug and tea it felt so wrong, but God did it taste so right.

Every thousand years, citizens from Ooo or Aaa are teleported to their alternate dimesion. It's been even longer since they've seen each other. Adventure Time - Pedleton Ward Thanks to whoever drew the cover :)

(DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! The story wasn't going anywhere and it'sall over the place...) She strolls through the woods like any other creature of the night. The moon hung high and the breeze lightly brushed against the girls pail skin. It was like any normal night the young vampire usually wonders in, that is until she meets a boy. Little does she know, this one boy will change her life forever.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

❝ I just happened to step into acting. And now I can't imagine myself doing anything else. ❞ REQUESTS ARE NOT OPEN :( btw, i will give warnings enjoy #53 in FANFICTION as of 10/19/15 #30 in FANFICTION as of 11/18/2015 #20 in FANFICTION as of 12/25/2015 #13 in FANFICTION as of 01/01/2016 #6 in FANFICTION as of 01/03/2016