This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

are you scared of something and don't know what it's called? A-Z phobia list. also great if you need to get out of something.

A wolf and a princess fall in love as they fight the Raven and the forces of boredom and ugliness in a magical London. They must race against time as they try to stop the Raven’s evil plan for destroying the city. But can they also resolve the mysterious chemistry between them? If you like Neil Gaiman, Jasper Fforde or Douglas Adams, you’ll love this. James Steel is published by Harper Collins, his books have been selected for Waterstones Paperbacks of the Year and the Tesco Chart. James has spoken at the Hay Literary Festival and teaches creative writing at Oxford University. ‘A new contender to the crown of thriller supremo.’ Manchester Evening News ‘What a crazy rollercoaster of a book! It was a wonderful, bizarre hybrid of fairytale and Orwellian dystopia.’ Kate Bradley, Editor, Granta Books.

Growing up in white-bread Omaha, Nebraska, Rachel Shukert was one of thirty-seven students (circa 1990) in Nebraska’s only Jewish elementary school. She spent her days dreaming of a fantasy Aryan boyfriend named Chris McPresbyterian, a tall blond god whose family spoke softly in public and did not inquire after his bowel movements. She spent her nights frantically plastering her bedroom with pictures of intimidating co-religionists such as Henry Kissinger and Bette Midler, hoping to repel the Gestapo officers she was certain were lurking behind the drywall. Even back then, Rachel knew she was destined for greatness. After winning the Omaha Metropolitan Area Theater Arts Guild Award for Best Youth Actress–and imagining herself as the biggest talent to come out of Nebraska since Montgomery Clift–Rachel finally arrives in Manhattan. Intent on making her mark in the glittering world of Show Biz, she isthwarted at every turn by episodes of anorexia, verbally abusive sock puppets, and a certain terrorist attack you may have heard of. She nevertheless soldiers on, as her people have done from time immemorial. In this hilarious, mordant, and moving memoir, Rachel Shukert tackles topics as diverse and weighty as life, death, love, Jewish paranoia, and errant feminine hygiene products with a fresh and irresistible mixture of humor, brains, and candor, proving that having no shame can sometimes be a very good thing indeed.

What happened after "I do"?

Story ideas ranging anywhere from horror to fantasy. If you fancy any of them, vote and leave a comment and by popular vote, will be posted and turned into a whole story. Also consists of Holiday Specials for popular stories.

All the best insults and comebacks ever! Watch out for the rest of these books message me some ideas for new books! Read "The Big Book of 350 Yo' Mama Jokes" It's the next book in the series! ;D

Supposed to be funny and semi useful!! Filled to the brim with insults for EVERYTHING!

Maxine or Max as she likes to go by is your typical shy girl but also the most naive person you'll ever meet. Although bullied at school she was always forgiving. Looked down on by most of the school but still not too bothered with her social standing because, well, thats Max for you. What happens when she finds her mate, the soon-to-be Alpha of the Lockwood pack who obviously rejects her in the nastiest way possible and choses Britney, the school slut over her. She promises herself she won't cry over him again and pretends his rejection never happned and that all those little stunts he tries to pull on her to make her cry over him won't work because they're not mates. Although its hard, she's just going to have to stay strong and hopefully the moon goddess will be merciful to her. Oh my have the tables turned. She learns that she has a very important role in her life. She has secrets to unravel but some secrets are best left in the dark. With twist and turns battling her with her new journey will she ever get the happy ending she's always dreamed of or will everything fall apart. Read and you'll find out. *************************************************************+*+******************** CAUTION: HAS SWEARING IN THIS BOOK, IF YOU DON'T LIKE SWEARING THEN DON'T READ IT (but during my writing I'll substitute it.)