My first book that is just a diary *Warning! updates are NOT scheduled!!* Highest ranking: #119 in non-fiction

Mister McLoughlin is a fun loving teacher that just moved from teaching middle school in Ireland to teaching high school in America. He loves to make people laugh and smile, and he loves helping people, so he loves his job and wouldn't trade it for the world. His puts all of his effort into taking care of his students and ensuring that he is making the world a better place. Mister Fischbach, however, is a hardcore, strict, and loud teacher. He's constantly yelling and hitting students' desks with a wooden meter stick. He tries to scare students into not failing his class, but his teaching methods are so harsh that not even half of his students can survive the first semester in his class. Jack does his best to make Mark a kinder teacher and Mark works his hardest to push Jack away, and it only pulls them closer. Will their relationship work out, our will their opposite personalities and their jobs pull them apart?

Some fucktard named Rusty meets a little bitch named Graypaw. The bitch lived in the forest with some other little bitches. Fucking great. Rusty decides to take the risk of kidnapping and go home with strangers. Fucking retard.

Alexander Hamilton has recently been accepted into King's College, and he's scared. He's never had friends growing up, and has too much to say at once. But will his overly energetic room mate change his views of the future ahead of him?

Okay!! I can't believe I'm doing this.. oh geez. Okay so if your a boy I don't recommend reading this because I'm making the main character Y/N act more like a female. Unless your desperate for some Gladion x Trainer action boys I don't think this book is best for you. In the comments rate the first chapter 1-10 This story will take place in Alola, Pokémon Trainers University *I made that up* and there will be Team Skull people but no island challenge until further notice (aka next book) ooh wait CHARACTERS LIKE SUN, MOON SELENE LILLIE RED BLUE GREEN/Garry AND OTHERS WILL BE IN THIS BOOK!

The one and only ultimate edition red vs blue one shot reader insert favorite ship hot mercenaries book you've all been waiting for... Or, at least I think you've been waiting for this.

Exactly as the title says. Texts between the teams of Red vs Blue. Most can be seen as ships or just friendships. None of them have anything to do with each other unless I say otherwise in my A/N. Fun fact: some of these are based off of conversations I've had with my friends.

Hi, I'm Magnus. My friends and I answer some questions for you guys. Have fun reading about us doing and saying things against our will. For those of you fangirls wondering, Alex comes in the later chapters. (PLEASE NOTE: fic started waaaay before the hammer or thor release, aka why there's some jefferchase at the beginning. don't worry my friends, fierrochase is end game in this!) I̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶.̶ (hey there! here are the artists used in the cover art: nucleicacid @ tumblr, indigonite0, olyanikkit, ask-magnuschase @tumblr, solbabydraws, chimescity.) COMPLETED 12/5/17

!!!!! ON HIATUS !!!!! Blitzstone. If you don't ship these babies, please don't read because this IS ALL ABOUT THESE BABIES. I sinned in a later one-shot, so yeah beware of shitty writing. PART 18 IS SMUTTY MC SMUT SO SKIP THAT PRTICULAR CHAPTER IF SIN IS NOT YOUR THING

Hey guys! This is a collection of fangirlworthy Oneshots of Red V.S Blue. Hope you enjoy!