History Humor

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

[WILL BE RE-WRITTEN] A bad boys bad girl. Namjoon x reader

You were starting year 11 (11th grade for you Americans and Canadians) and you were a very bad girl. Most people say you would be the perfect match for the bad boy, but you both seem to think differently. Or do you? I own about two characters, not BTS obviously and I sure as hell don't own you. The story line is mine...

Harry Potter Randomness [Book 2]

Hey potterheads! In this book, you'll see: #1 facts #2 movie's mistakes #3 deleted scenes, behind the scenes, and movie's scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry f...

Crush x Reader [One-Shots]

(UNEDITED) Imagine you and your crush on these lovely scenarios. Let your imagination unravel to each situation written by the author - from real-life occurrences to anime or even Kpop! Choose your moments now! Note: This was written when I was still a young kid. I am currently editing these one-shots so if there are...

Vigilante | ✔

Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a c...

Late Night Conversations ✔ [COMPLETED]

{Highest Ranking: #2 in Short Story} One collision. Two strangers. One unorthodox way to pay off her debt. Three weeks of late night conversations. One Date.

Puppet Boy

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you...

Hide and Seek

How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...

DEAD IN BED By Bailey Simms: The Complete First Book

You've never, ever read a book like this. When a sexually-transmitted plague breaks out in Ashley Young's small town, leaving its victims with a bizarrely amplified libido, everything about her life changes. DEAD IN BED is partly a suspense thriller with a strikingly unique story, partly a page-turning mystery about a...

One Day

Kate Adamson has always been a part of the popular crowd but has never really felt like she fit in. Her friends have a knack for cruelty towards outsiders and although she's never actively participated, she's always stood by and watched - until she meets Stella. Stella isn't like the others. She's not willing to be p...

Just For A Moment

Henry wants to make Eliza happy, even if just for a moment. #WonderTheMovie

Mr. Browne's Book of Precepts

In WONDER, the audience is introduced to memorable English teacher Mr. Browne and his love of 'precepts', or rules to live by. Each month of the school year, Mr. Browne would begin his class with a famous precept. This bonus Wattpad companion story features the monthly thought-provoking quotes from Mr. Browne. Read al...

Hetalia Desires(Mostly Lime One-shots)

Contains Lemon, Lime, Yandere, Fluff, Cracks, Headcanons,boyfriend scenarios and almost anything. Mostly for extreme fangirls(and fangays)only ;D Oh, and advanced "You're welcome!" after you read this. The request box is open~just PM me or comment^^(whether it's a chapter about your favorite pair/ship,an X reader or a...

2p Italy X Reader (Hetalia)

"I want you love, and If that involves killing anyone who comes in front of me. So well be it."

Roommate!2p!Japan x Reader

You needed a roommate and living alone was empty. What could go wrong?

Hetalia X Reader One Shots

This is a book where I write my thoughts into. My thoughts transform into stories, but for some reason, they always turn out depressing or crazy. Maybe because that's what my thoughts reflect of my emotions. That I'm crazy and sad. However, the sadness is replaced by happiness at the end of everything.... Right? I gue...

APH Hetalia Oneshots

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Usagi's Old Art

Yo! Usagi here! And Welcome the First Book of OLD DRAWINGS :D The Title says it all This is my the first of my art books! So this Book is all my Random drawings (ships, fandoms, OCs, etc.) , also with Random facts and how I react to stuff... so all related to Randomness. Things you should know: -My Persona is Usagi ...

Stuck With Him (2P!Japan x Reader)

In my never ending effort to piss off my father, i made the mistake of agreeing to marry my rival. I hadn't known what the hell i was getting into.