"No homo." His hot breath fanned my face as he pushed me against my locker. I blushed. Then, he kissed me and I didn't report him for sexual harassment because he's hot. Cover by @Lena-Presents

Calla Black isn't your average teenage human, but he'd like to be. After his bus into town is torn to shreds under less than natural circumstances, his last attempt at normality is cut short. Cover by: @StrangerSight

[Newly edited and rewritten!] Russell is a virtuous goth with a Christian upbringing. Sal is a carefree slack-off who would rather work retail than go to college. It was hate at first sight. Until they were forced to partner up in class. After their true feelings surface, Sal learns just how different he is from Russell, and all seems hopeless. How can their relationship last, if Sal is asexual? And that's not their only problem. Surprisingly unpredictable, The Riveting Lives of Russell and Sal is about two social outcasts that become the most unlikely couple imaginable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/N: There is some foul language and adultish themes. Nothing that requires marking this as mature, but I feel it's worth noting anyway. Winner of the LGBT+ Wattys 2016 for Best Overall Gay Fiction. [Highest rank: #52.]

Gerard Way was kicked out of the North Pole. Long story short, someone had roughly 24 criminal charges (these things do happen) and now he's gotta hook a human up with the real meaning of Christmas. And of course, that certain someone just happened to be the world's most cold-hearted businessman. Frank Iero. And there's no way in hell Gerard is letting this man get in the way of him going home, no matter what it takes. Even if he has to hoe hoe hoe his way to the top. Thanks to aerialists for the cover!

[One-Shot] Two boys, one very important street they meet on, a few soccer ball shots to the cranium, one dad that can't get his sh*t together, one girl, a pinch of idiocy, a dash of angst, a whole lot of cliche and enough fluff to smother an adult whale.

Lilly Martin is not model-material, but Adam Hiller is, and it turns out he likes to wear dresses when nobody's looking, and is in fact not a 'he' at all. When their school announces a fashion designing competition, Lilly decides to kill two (or three) birds with one stone and: 1) Win the fashion competition by making the best dress Edgley High has ever seen. 2) Help Adam (who prefers Eve, thank you very much) come out as the girl she is. 3) Annoy the bigots. (cover by @inevitxble)

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.