Hello ✨ This is my first boyfriend/girlfriend scenario book and I'm pretty darn happy with how it's going Sorry if the characters are OC Also the book has just the beta trolls as love interests.

You are stuck at a party that Karkat invited you to. You're not even sure why you're here. And John informs you that everyone's playing seven minutes in heaven. But, you know, maybe this game isn't as bad as it seems...

Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are <3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). (Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017) °×° Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). And thank you for 100k reads! <3 ((Various!Homestuck X Reader))

You found yourself in a basket wrapped in a blanket you heard a doorbell rang As you sit in the basket you hear someone coming to the door You found yourself on the doorstep of ......

I always love reading fanfics about the grubs in homestuck. They are so precious and gah. I felt like writing some. You can make suggestions and requests (even if I have already done that particular troll) please comment to let me know how I am doing. I really appreciate my readers and love to get tips on writing! Thank you!

Lusus/parent x readers; yes the reader can be a lusus/parent

Title says it all. I, unfortunately, do not own Homestuck. Read and comment please!

A clustersmut (smutsterfuck?) of filthy sexual stories I have written by my own amusement, and the appreciation they get makes me happy so I keep doing it. If you're nice then I'm more likely to take your suggestion.

request as much as you want! spam me smutt with all your favourite trolls/humans :o)