I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

"Promise me this one thing - don't fall in love with me." I only knew his name. Not his story. But he knew mine. And he made sure he took a part of my life, my story, when he left.

Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, the legendary, sadistic, and irresistible Grim Reaper who sparred Faith's life when she was a child. The more she tries to resist him, the more he's popping up in her life and turning it entirely upside down. Death is dangerous with a dark past and a thirst for revenge, and Faith Williams is slowly becoming unable to resist his power over her. Who is the man under the hood? What does he want with her? Most importantly, why the hell does he have a name for his scythe? ** This is the FIRST of the DIMBFF series. *** Fan Made Book Cover uses image from = michellemonique on Deviantart.com! http://michellemonique.deviantart.com/ MY WRITING PAGE! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075

Mataba ako. Malaki ang tiyan ko pero hindi ako buntis. Kapag yumuko ako, hindi ko abot ang mga paa ko. Mataba ako. At hinuhusgahan ako ng tao base sa timbang ko at size ng mga pata ko. Maraming impression sa akin ang mga tao na nakabase sa dami ng bilbil at baba ko. Ito ang aking kuwento, ang pakikipagsapalaran ng isang babaeng maraming cellulite sa mundo kung saan galit ang mga tao sa fats; kung saan ang mga chakang boylet ay feeling utang-na-loob namin sa kanilang pansinin kami-excuse me po, kahit mataba ay may taste din; kung saan mas pinipili ng mga boylet ang mga chaka kaysa sa mga matataba. Paano kung sa paghahanap ko ng boylet ay isang bampira ang matagpuan ko? Puwes, buong-puso kong ipapasipsip sa kanya ang mga fats ko.Ito ang heavy-gat na kuwento ng buhay at pag-ibig ng babaeng nagtampisaw sa labas ng bahay noong araw na magsabog ng fats ang langit. Ito ang diary ng mataba, na pasosyalin natin ang tunog at gawing Ang Diary ng Chubby. NOW AVAILABLE IN BOOKSTORES!

"Rest in peace, Alan Rickman. We will always remember you." "After all this time?" "Always." // Amazing Harry Potter Facts! // I don't own any of these characters. I'm just a fangirl that became overly obsessed with harry potter

This book is made by: bxxxxb No softcopies. ------x Ang book na 'to ay naglalaman ng mga quotes and thoughts BUT meron din jokes, hindi lahat ng nakapost sa book na 'to ay akin. Mag-enjoy lamang po tayo sa pagbasa ❤️ kung may mga katanongan kayo ay maaari kayong mag padala ng mensaje dito, hindi naman po ako snob.

I hope this book may help us to know more tips and undiscovered facts here on earth. I know that each one of us wants to know how to make our duty easily every day and to know the solution in any situations or problems in our lives. I hope this book may help you and give you more knowledge every day. I have twitter account for this book, please follow @questyvans. Thank you PLEASE READ... •QUOTES AND THOUGHTS •Secret Facts and Tips •Secret Facts and Tips 2 By @questyvans