This is kind of a recount of my cleft story. For those of you who haven't the slightest idea as to what a cleft is, please allow me to tell you everything. I don't really mind if you don't like it, to be honest if I had the choice, I wouldn't have been born like this. But sometimes you have to embrace the worse things and make them become the best. **

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!