"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

❝You look--different.❞ ❝Yeah, well, that happens when you get treated like shit after a smash and dash.❞ ❝Did you just say smash and dash?❞ Luke and Ashton have sex one time, but Luke regrets it and kind of hates Ashton and Ashton kind of hates Luke but how is it that at every party they end up fucking?

"I love you my beautiful wife." "Shut up, Harry. You're gay and that's that." ~Or~ Harry is married and his wife swears he's in love with Louis. || Ranked: 2nd place in the Popular Larry Stories category of the Bromance Awards ||

"You are so, uhm . . . parfait." Harry says, blushing slightly when Louis gives him a confused look. "What?" Louis asks, glancing at Liam who has his eyebrows scrunched together and is glaring at Harry. "Perfect . . . This guy called you perfect, Lou." Liam states sternly, crossing his arms and looking at Harry. "Oh," Louis blushes a bright pink. "Merci." he thanks the green eyed boy, Harry grinning, leaning over and giving him a kiss on the cheek. "Oh hell-" Liam gets up from his seat and walks over to Louis, pulling him back and kissing his boyfriend roughly. [bottom!harry] © pleasurelouis, 2015 - 2016

"so, is this a thing?" "yeah, we'll be friends.. with benefits" the one where luke and ashton start a secret friends with benefits relationship behind their girlfriends backs but sex doesn't help keeping the feelings away. warning: strong language & smut (a lot!!)

Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson. Two of the best skilled robbers and trained assassins. All thanks to their father who goes by the name "Joker". 20 years ago Niall Horan's parents made a deal with the Joker that they would give away their first born son. Seeing Niall's beautiful baby blue eyes for the first time made them change their mind, so they hid their son away from the public's eye. What happens when the joker finds out about their 18 year old son? Well, he sends his sons Zayn and Louis, to kidnap Niall and kill his parents. What would happen when Zayn starts to take interest on the blonde boy? Would Niall give into Zayn's ways or would he die trying to get away? Copyright © ZiallSmut, 2015

Hi, I'm dead. And no, I don't want to hook up. I'm in love with my murderer. 【MUKE SUPERNATURAL/HUMOR AU】