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It happened faster then I could blink. I walked in and blimey! It was bigger on the inside. They all say that the man said.

When an unruly stranger and his wife turn up from out of the blue, John and Sherlock are thrown into one of the most alien of adventures yet! Will they be able to crack the case? And just who is this 'Doctor'?

In the spirit of going back to school, I've decided to upload the notes and assignments that have made teachers hate my Smart-Alec ways.

These are some of the stories that were never told while you were traveling with the Doctor. Some nice, some funny, and some just wrong! Warning: Some of the content is a bit strong.

I ran and ran as the men chased me down the street. They didn't dare shoot knowing Leonardo's anger if they did, but they couldn't afford to lose me either. They were catching up to me quickly and I knew I had made a mistake by even trying to escape. But suddenly, something appeared in the distance. Out of nowhere! A blue police box. Ariella Jacob - or AJ - lived in a manor, but she was forced to. After being abducted into human trafficking, she lived a miserable and empty life untill one day, she makes a break of it. Finding refuge with the Doctor, she escapes the abuse. Not having said more then the same two words for 4 years, she is a quiet girl that doesn't easily open up to to people, but one thing is for sure, she's strong. Not in body, but in mind. But there is one person that can break through anyone's hard shell. As she gives all her turst and confidence to the Doctor, life seems just a little more brighter. But is she damaged beyond repair?

If there was one thing she was terrified of, it was losing me. And after four years, vice versa. She was the one person I never wanted to lose, the one person I couldn’t handle losing. And I lost her. Jayden thought she was a perfectly normal girl who just happened to have weird dreams about being a completely different person, a gun shooting, ass-kicking Time Lady with the fake name Artemis. It's not until she meets the Doctor that she realizes that those weren't just dreams. As a Time Lady again, can she get over the pain of her past? Can she handle the pain to come?

You know that girl you called fat? She's been starving herself for God knows how long. You know that chick you called emo? She's been battling depression for years. You know that gal you bullied and whenever she would cry you would say "Aww is little Missy going to go cry to her mommy and daddy?" Her parents died a couple years ago and she's still grieving their death. The tiniest thing can hurt a person beyond words, but it can also shed light to a dark tunnel. This is Missy Vega's story about loss, hurt, betrayal and hope.

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!