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What even... This is quite random.

Trust me, it will be very punny.

What better way to have adventures with the most humorous, perverted, and slightly annoying deadpool(mercenary). So, many things happened in this book you mind as well find out what happens with being Deadpools girlfriend. All credit to the owner of marvel and it's characters.

Ranked #20 in teen fiction! When Noah Jones, the school's resident hottie, asked me to help him win his ex back, I told him he was crazy. I mean, sure my mom was Cupid (kind of anyway...it's a long story), but her knack for matchmaking definitely had not rubbed off on me. In fact, I'd never even had a boyfriend before, unless you counted Steven McWarry in the third grade, which I totally didn't. But for some reason, I decided to help him. Was it a bad idea? Yes. Was I digging myself into a hole too big to crawl out of? Absolutely. Did I regret it? Not one bit. At least, not yet anyway... PLEASE NOTE THIS BOOK IS NOT FANTASY AND DOES NOT HAVE ANY SUPERNATURAL THEMES. :) Contains some mature themes and coarse language\\Do not redistribute, reproduce or copy this story in anyway. This story is copyright.

Casual sex is harder than it seems. In order to keep it safe, both emotionally and physically, Jake comes up with a set of rules.