BOOK FOUR Don't we know what this book is going to be about? If don't then - Funny short stories with my friends and sometimes family involved. All is real, except the stories, like Bob's spirit in the landfill *sniffles*. If you have not read the first, second, and third books, you don't have to but it would be kinda cool if you did, because I make references to those books sometimes. Read on reader!

BOOK ONE. So, I see that you have stumbled across this book, hmm. Well it's your lucky day. *Wink wink* This is a book that contains random weirdness, and you can read at your own risk. (Caution: All these things actually happened to me and my friends. We are weird. We've embraced it, it's time you do too. ) : )