Turtle

Fuck you because turtle

Displeased Mitch

I'm displeased. (From MangoKiwi's Displeased Mitch creation. It's very displeasing to see if you don't follow her yet.)

One direction goes one direction and that direction is towards my vagina!

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...