Alfred F. Jones, also known as the United States of America. The lovable idiot who could be seen with a smile constantly on his face, while laughing and eating a hamburger. or is he? Anorexic!Selfharm!America May or may not have a ship!

Jenna is a girl who is considered the big loser of her private school. But When a new girl named Laura steps in, things start to turn both upside down and right side up for her. Laura being beautiful and popular in her older school, confuse the hundreds of students who go there by hanging out with the loser. When feelings start to surface, things just couldn't be more confusing. Will they put social awkwardness aside and let their feelings being explored?

This is based off the skit Mark did called 'Resident Enis'. Enis is a sparkly vampire that lives I a mansion alone. He's usually fine with that, but what happens when Mark and Dodger end up in his mansion and shake his world? Yes, this is a crack ship and I'm taking it seriously. Warnings: boyxboy, future smut, maybe future warnings later on. I don't own the skit or characters.

Taweret, the goddess of childbirth and fertility, is transferred to the museum. What Larry Daley quickly discovers is that she possess the power to grant those who touch her with life; within the night, she lures Ahkmenrah in. Mpreg.

Harry Styles is your typical highschool popular Jock... Has loads of friends who include Zayn,Niall and Liam. It's the first day back when Liam informs the boys of their new History Teacher... Harry becomes extremely unenthusiastic but goes along but who walks in the door a sexy, brown haired, Young teacher does he take Harry by surprise?